18 Things that hurt more than Acupuncture

So, do you think acupuncture hurts?

Here is a list of 18 Things That Hurt MORE Than Acupuncture:

1. biting your tongue
2. a mosquito bite
3. a hypodermic needle injection
4. stubbing your toe
5. a paper cut
6. going through “security” at the airport
7. hitting your funny bone
8. a cat’s scratch
9. being pinched by your little sister
10. your average sore throat
11. ‘pins and needles’ from your arm falling asleep
12. falling down
13. getting a parking ticket
14. being slapped
15. waxing the hair from ANY part of your body
16. having to listen to advice from your parents
17. an eyelash in your eyeball
18. a bee sting

So what are you waiting for?